When you know better, you do better!

Archives: damn it!

Girl stop…

Looking like a ratchet ass librarian…and just gonna lay your track smooth across your forehead like we can’t see that shit…

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Man, look…

Ain’t nobody got time for that….

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Bipolar ass titties….

We fall down, but we get up!

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Get into all this…

Baby boom! Ain’t shit sezzi about a tattered wig, mushed in ass, a disrespectful gut and saggy titties….

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Bitch, nawl…

There are certain times of the month when you shouldn’t twerk on a handstand..close up your fisherman’s wharf!

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Don’t be scurred….

Welcome to the bat cave..enter if you dare!!!

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Sweet baby Jesus

Be some shaving cream and a pack if razors! She’s mustier than a billy goat in an onion patch!

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The ash struggle is real..

I just wanna drown her in a tub full of shea butter, coconut oil, Vaseline, motor oil, with just a tainch of canola oil for good measure….

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You need a hobby…

Lawd, not the birth photo!!!

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