Archives: damn it!
Looking like a ratchet ass librarian…and just gonna lay your track smooth across your forehead like we can’t see that shit…
Ain’t nobody got time for that….
We fall down, but we get up!
Baby boom! Ain’t shit sezzi about a tattered wig, mushed in ass, a disrespectful gut and saggy titties….
There are certain times of the month when you shouldn’t twerk on a handstand..close up your fisherman’s wharf!
Welcome to the bat cave..enter if you dare!!!
Be some shaving cream and a pack if razors! She’s mustier than a billy goat in an onion patch!
I just wanna drown her in a tub full of shea butter, coconut oil, Vaseline, motor oil, with just a tainch of canola oil for good measure….
Lawd, not the birth photo!!!